A little (Blue) bird told me ...

... that it's not a very long trail tonight as McWot and Vera want us back at the pub lad, nice 'n early so we can get to the f' f' f'in point with the Draw and silly sodderies which always ensue on this night. There might be some excitement, however, as if the tide's right (all: "Groan") we might risk it and go as a biscuit, hoping the dog won't eat us up in the hall (old Bluebird joke) ... we may not care though as some of us (Wandas and close friends of Wandas) will be by that time, 40% proof courtesy of the 'Wanda Whisky Stop' just Afore Ye went ...