The Cleave examines The Half Moon ...

The Flying Scotsman points it out ...

The Elf is busting out all over ...

The Seagull lickin' The Jolly Sailor ...

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It's all getting rather complicated ...

Now we switch to the Wrestling Channel ...

"Can someone bring me my pint?"

Great dance position, this ...

That's a strange dance, how does it go again?

I had a helluva job slicing Man Pig out of the picture but ...

... I'm quite pleased with the result ...

Far left: One Half Moon

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Lucky I've got a fast shutter speed on ...

These pics always make me sad 'cos ...

... nobody loves me ... sniffle, snuffle ...

For all you Honeydew fans out there ...

... here she is, wild and untamed ....

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Cinders but ...

... your 'green' is fading fast ...

"I haven't got anybody to dance with, how about you?"

any body ... didulikethat! Well please yourselves then ...

I do so love a happy ending ... sniffle

And all I did was ask which pub she was ...

... and apparently it's The Cleave ...

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It's all getting silly now ...

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A view from above ...

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Havoc (bottom left) has a swift half while the cabaret continues ...

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Poetry in motion ... me of course ... who did you think I meant?

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I'll tell you what, that Green 'Man' has got a hell of a chassis ...

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The Angel's a little unsteady ...

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Going with the flow ...

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Group karaoke cum boogie ...

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It's all starting to get out of hand ... and it all began so well, too ... sigh

Singalong to 'Green Green' by the New Christy Minstrels ...

Green green our faces were green
When we went to the South Pacific
Green green when we had a few
And now we don't feel that terrific ...

B'boom ... didulikethat?

Er, I hate to tell you this Hornie but ...

... it's the left one that needs a bit of attention ...

Hi girls!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot ...

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... UMBRO ?

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... put your hands in the air - baby let your backbone slip ... or something like that ...

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... the Flying Scotsman's going off on one ...

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... that boy's got a set of wheels that just won't quit ...

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... The Cleeve with the Poachers 'in' ...

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... the Poacher Inn strikes again ...

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... Good boy Poach ... you know it makes sense ... !

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... what can I possibly add ... ?

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... look a little closer to see why ...

The Bluebell Inn switches to ...

... the Red Bell (Philadelphia - outside the airport) ...

We're really on the limit here ...

Rampant just cannot believe what she's just seen!

... and I'll get flagged if I post the pics!

Now look what you've started, Mouldy ...

It's beginning to go 'downhill' literally ... (left)

... fortunately the resize logo covers it up ...