....this Monday the 7th April we are meeting at Bridford car park for the run and then decanting to the Teign House Inn for the jolly old On Down......It was voted our On Down of the Year for 2007 and certain formalities have to be observed........Wigwam, you SURELY must be back by now.....give me an e mail....... and DON'T call me Shirley........
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Loose lips sink ships........
.....I (hic) fear I may have said too much (hic) ......but the ferret's up the trouser leg now......
Coming to a Hash Site near you........
....The RED HASHER, a blogsite for the more discerning pervoisseur.......invitation only.....ALL applicants to be severely vetted.......don't bother with the search engines with this one....it's underground dudes and dudesses..........remember, I can be bribed.......
Oh, it's you Cinderfella......
.....are you sure you've got enough equipment.....? (Named 'Cinderfella' as the first time he turned up on our 'ash 'Arry, he was wearing the wife's training shoes as he couldn't find his own........sigh)
And I SAW THAT, Two Scoops.......
....(don't forget - CLICK on my pics to enlarge to FULL SCREEN.......no cheap JPEGS on this show......)
Now why is it Moby.......
...that you only just fitted into this narrow lane and these THREE ladies can get three ABREAST easily......? Your flabber is gasted.....
Moby, you didn't tell me you could run...
...as well....! We have THREE sets of names for a lot of our 'ashers 'Arry....their awarded Hash handle, their real name (as you know, you only get to know that after about a year) AND their unofficial name.........above is Mouldy Dick.....but as 'e's a big lad, we call him 'Moby'.....No? Well please yourselves then.....
It's always the eyes that go first....
...when you've 'ad a few, amiright or amiright, Chuffers? You're a good lad Chuff Choof and I'm going to let you get me a pint on Monday to show there's no hard feelings....
For my first trick....hic
....I'll relube with a Red Rock Drift Wood....'A fruity, well balanced ale' ....well at least the ale's well balanced, which is more than can be said for me....hic.....pics to follow when I've had a few slurpsssss........
There you go...eighteen hundred and.....
...eighty three smackeroonies..........tune in tonight boys and girls, I am sampling and celebrating...LARGE STYLE...............OH YEH
YEH BABY, YEH! We got the 3rd in the....
...Grand National.......Snowy Morning at 16-1.......told Winfield and everyone up the Devon Dumpling.....put £350 to place in the first four and have won £1883.56 ! Will post the page for you to see! Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Friday, 4 April 2008
Remember this hashers?
...Wigwam loved this one. Down onto Maidencombe beach, along the rocks round the headland (from top to bottom pic) and then up the cliff/wooded slope to the cliff path. Click on pic to enlarge, locate the bright orange thingy on the rocks and draw a diagonal from there to the top right hand of the pic. Yes indeedy, you all went up there!
Trust me, you're in safe hands.......
....I'm a Professional Pillock! 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 (in the Hon Sex's own words: "And The Pillock of the Year 2007 is.............by a LANDSLIDE........heeere's Bluebird!!)
I'm stuck on this one Able my love.....
...I think I realised you weren't quite ready when you said: "Wait until I've got me pint in, awright?"
CRUISEDOG WILL BE LIVE after.....
...a run over to Labrador Bay and back.......grrrrrrr I'm back in training dudes........see you're all getting in from work just now.......the weekend's here....yoooooooooooh!
And just one more vista......
...from above Maidencombe cove looking south towards Babbacombe. Note the Bell Rock mid pic and there brooding and menacing in the background, the De Savary development at the Cary Arms Hotel above Babbacombe beach. Intrigued? Go to: www.babbacombebeach.co.uk
How green is my valley....
.....for our overseas visitors (and you townies)....looking down the valley towards the sea from Brim Hill, Maidencombe, on the coast road between Torquay and Teignmouth, South Devon, United Kingdom....latitude: 50.5054, longitude: 3.5194.....
Don't know who you are, but.....
...we know you're out there, somewhere in North America. If you are hashers, you know what's going on, but if you 'aint, you must be tuning in bemused and bewildered! Contact me at the following e-mail: preconcruiser@aol.com ......USA...hooray!
Anybody remember Tin Tin?
.....yes, a TVH3 Hasher, Pete Bowden who's still resident here in Shiphay. Well, if he's at the pub for the quiz and a couple, why not a return to the 'Ash 'Arry?
In 'conference' at The Dumpling.....
...last night....Flowery and Winfield....Item 1: Expenses....so far, two pints and a bowl of chips...
Thursday, 3 April 2008
Yes, I DID run the trail.....
...and here's a pic of The Church House Inn at Torbryan en route to prove it! Great to be able to complete without head torch.
Site management/upgrade
...is progressing well. Added another Administrator. Thanks for your patience, will now test upgrade with a couple of pics.....
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
New TVH3 Site....and I know it's April 1st....
....the new TVH3 site IS in place but operating in beta mode at the moment. One 'trial viewer' at present (Doc, tell them NOTHING!) ...... too many glitches for me to unveil today, but it is potentially a superior site. The site is password protected, so I'll have to find a way to let you in for a looksee. Not prepared to launch unprepared (like Terminal 5 Heathrow...the wallies) so you'll have to be patient, petulant penguins, please. Might just reserve the site for the more mature viewer, if you know what I mean......
"There were unforeseen events......"
...Captain Birdseye wisely prepares his excuses and abdication speech prior to last night's run from the Monks Retreat, Broadhempston. Grab lends a sympathetic ear.
Oh Danny boy, the pipes.........
........ the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me. ....
.....Didulikethat?