Saturday 6 September 2008
Jolly Sailor Sept 1st: "I've already got my ...
... 300 badge, thankyou!" Another fine 'whatamistakatomaka' ... !
Friday 5 September 2008
Jolly Sailor Sept 1st: "Me? You can NOT be serious!"
... says Rampant Rabbit at hearing her nomination for a downdown by Bin Laden ...
Jolly Sailor Sept 1st: You know who! ...
... here are some clues: Quiet, unassuming, hugely popular, great hasher ... well, that lets me out then, for a start ... and here's the clincher ... Vice President best friend and confidante ... let's hear it for Arrrrchhhhhannnnngellllllll ... come on down ... video to follow ...
Soapy 1234: You will let me know if ...
... any of these are repeats, won't you? I'm beginning to get 1234 drunk ...
Soapy 1234: The RA reads out a lengthy ...
... list of transgressions by the Hare Master, Forrest Stump ...
Adjourned to my local after ...
... I had adjourned from my Thursday local ... if you get my gist ... Winfield and Flowery will ... the wet, windy weekend beckons ... the nights begin to draw in ... the credit crunch tightens its grip ... inflation soars ... worldwide tensions increase ... but one thing remains constant ... 'The Band!" (Blues Brothers) ... no, that can't be right ... The Blog! More hash pics (hoorah!) ... more hash videos (hoorah!) ... more western theme songs (boo!) ... I want you to try and understand my little foibles and treat them as unwanted advert breaks ... you know, I really regret starting this woffle now ... hic ... Now I remember, had so many sherberts that I have to inform you that I am now crash-diving to 200 metres and will not be surfacing until after 1 pm (after letting Cruisedog out at 7 am for his constitutional of course) .... if you're patient, I'll have some 'specials' on later ...
'Goodbye' ... that's all she wrote ...
Very interesting
I've just had Frankie Laine's Blazing Saddles theme video discontinued ... probably the ongoing war with youtube about copyright infringements over certain video posting. This site, being wholly non-commercial and run by the certified Pillock of the Year for FIVE undisputed years, will NOT tolerate any such curtailing of content we see fit to post ... please observe ...
Thursday 4 September 2008
Inside The Jolly Sailor Sept 1st 08
... and I tell 'ee, that Adnams fair tickled my Adam's apple ... and at 3.7ABV you could fair risk it and not be eaten up in the hall, Harry ...
Soapy 1234: You can always tell a lady by ...
... the way she gracefully bends over to retrieve something ...
Soapy 1234: Lilies of the valley? ...
... Now you'll have to think hard (I know, it hurts) about this one as it's slightly subtle Shirley ...
I'll give you a clue ... where the flowers are tucked in, that's the va... I don't know why I bother sometimes, you know ...
Wednesday 3 September 2008
Bin Laden 1234: I think Bin Laden was ...
... meant to be taking the pic of Melon Picker and Catflap ... but he might have got distracted ...
Jolly Sailor Sept 1st: Are we happy? ...
... You really ask the stupidest questions sometimes, you Berk!
Soapy 1234: Remember the boots? Well ...
... here's the owner as promised ... TVH3's Soapy ... lovely girl ...
Soapy 1234: Be VERY careful! I'm hovering ...
... Harry, with my censorial pen ... I'm taking a very dim view of this, so could you get some more lighting out here to give me a better view ...
Soapy 1234: I'm sure he'll get to the ...
... f'f' 'fin point as soon as he's got acquainted with the ladies, Pork Torpedo ...
Soapy 1234: Last minute adjustments ...
... but in your case, Melanie, I don't know why she's bothering ...
Soapy 1234: By George! I think I've ...
... got it! You've gotta advance by putting down one plank in front of another ... and you thought I wuz as thick as two short ... didn't you ...
Soapy 1234: The cavalry has arrived!
... Piltdown Man has dumped Georgy P Orgy and has decided to supercharge this combo ...
Soapy 1234: I know what you're thinking ...
... if the previous pair were Shirley cheating, then so must these two ... well, no, as you've got to remember that Piltdown Man is 7' 2" and Georgy P Orgy is only 4' 8" (heights not exactly to scale you pedantic wallies out there) so we'll have to overlook this one ...
Soapy 1234: I can hear the howls of rage ...
... now ... but as I've said before, we can't put any 'adult content' on this 'ere blog Bertie (even when it is artistic - like the pic above - AND done in the 'best possible taste') and anyway, I have to get all clears, otherwise I'll get duffed up ... really beautiful (take my word for it) natural pic ...
Soapy 1234: It's the lean mean running machine team ...
... again ... but behind them, Ref Bubbles is looking at his watch and is about to give them a time penalty for being too f' f' 'fin fast ...
