Saturday 19 July 2008
Rampant Rabbit (New Dickhead Hat attired) ...
... observes the proceedings, but is now experienced enough to recognise what's awardable and what perhaps isn't ...
Friday 18 July 2008
Thursday 17 July 2008
Gazunder samples Poacher's wares ...
... while the Grand Master's eyes light up on seeing the berties and he rushes forward ... Soapy, Palmolive and Havoc arrive ...
I think I'm putting the girls off ...
... their berties ... it's not as bad as it looks, Honeydew (far right) ... *well, actually, I'm now beginning to think that might not be entirely the case now ...
It's filling up nicely now ...
... note Forrest and Coffin already getting bored and also Cinderfella's strange headwear ... in case you don't know why he's wearing it, I'll enlighten you ... it's to keep the bleedin' midges away which are attracted to Cinderfella more than others 'cos he's sweating more than the others 'cos he ran the flamin' fastest to get to the regroup first! So now you know ...
Wednesday 16 July 2008
Sidetracked watching C5's Greatest Disaster Movies ...
... and what a load of ru ru ru rubbish it was! As voted by C5 and The Times readers ... absolute gems which had me on the floor though, so highly entertaining ... how about the American film critic stating that Sean Connery was a 'brilliant actor' ... bet he thinks that Charlton Heston or Harrison Ford are among the greatest actors of all time then ...
But where the show really let itself down was the little fact that most of the films nominated weren't actually 'disaster movies' ... Con Air (1997) and Number 4 nominated Apollo 13 (1995) to name but two ... and how about Independence Day (1996) and Titanic (1953 and 1997) not even making the top 15 ... ? Waited with bated breath for the Number 1 disaster movie of 'All Time' and actually fell off my armchair onto the floor when they proudly announced it was Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988) ... un f'f'fin believable ...
Classic garbage, but probably what one would expect from Channel 5 viewers and The Times readership ...
Tuesday 15 July 2008
COMING TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU ... (maybe)
... if the censors pass it ... the X rated video of: 'AFTER HOURS SURGERY' (2008) starring a cast of thousands, including such household names as: Wigwam, Mouldy Dick, Gazunder, Wickdipper and Bluebird as well as that new nymphet on the block Hi Di Hi AND the services of renowned film maker Flowery Twats ... already banned (before release) in the USA, Australia and South Africa, we earnestly hope that the UK will follow suit and send this obnoxious film to the waste paper bin where it undoubtedly belongs ...