What to wear Monday ...

You'll be relieved to hear that you've got many choices, Cyril. Are you sitting comfortably? Righty-ho, here we go ... Anything 'Rocky Horror' (obviously) ... Herr Flick or Helga ('Allo 'Allo) ... Blackadder ... Leather, rubber, latex, PVC, cut-up heavy duty plastic binliners are all materials of choice ... black clothing, tight-fitting clothing are acceptable ... lip-service to the S & M theme can be adhered to if a suitable accessory is casually carried: Whip, vibrator, dildo, mask, hood etc etc ... list added to as I ponder anew ...

First things first: Question: What is S and M?

Answer: S and M stands for Sadism and Masochism. Some prefer the term BDSM or Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission. Hashers/harriets who enjoy BDSM find that combining pleasure and pain turns them on.

S and M is not abuse. It is consensual activity between willing hashers/harriets. BDSM is a way for some harriets to gain power by pushing their limits. Some examples of S andM are: spanking, bondage, whipping, acting out scenes and attending sex parties such as Number 2's S and M Hash this Monday ...

S and M Hash preview and instructions will follow here ...

... starting this evening with easy to follow vid clips and photos ... unmissable, Ursula Undress ...

Ex header pic: Honeydew gets Haberdashery Post and we're delighted that she's delighted

You're meant to be helping, Mouldy!

I'm getting an ambulance on standby ...

... just in case ...

I'm getting worried now ...

Something's set Wicky off and Mouldy ...

... turns round to calm her down ... we are getting close now, after all ...

Ex header pic: Fukarwi makes guest appearance at the AGPU ... for all you Fukarwi fans out there ...

Is it still raining outside, Teapot?

A rare pic of Bobby reaching for ...

... his wallet ...

The Gang's All Here (1943) as you can see ...

... Wetfart warming himself in the Dartmoor Lodge Hotel after his run ...

That's a fine pendant you've got there ...

... Hi Di Hi, If you don't mind me saying so ...

Sneak summary of Mismanagement elected at AGPU

Grand Master: Rambo ... RA: Teapot ... RA's Henchman/Assistant RA: Mouldy Dick ... On Sex: Able Semen ... Hare Raiser: Doris ... Haberdashery: Honeydew ... Vice GM's: Melon Picker & Forrest Stump ... Song Master (under duress) : Migman ... Hash Cash: McWot ... Spider: Flowery Twats (sorry Steve, they wouldn't accept your resignation!) ... Havoc and KC re-elected as Hon. Vice Presidents ... know I've forgotten something - remember later ...

Ex header pic: Whatever happens, hashers, we don't want to end up like this later on, do we ...