The English Riviera (with eyesores) ... video

Forget the tourist board blurb ... this is a sweep of Torbay as it is ... balloon is tethered - whatever the Mayor of Torbay says, the locals look on it as a bloody eyesore ... and the tankers lying in the bay regularly discharge all manner of effluent ... still, the sun is shining ... Maidencombe is fortunately around the headland to the left a few miles and still relatively unspoilt ... vid clips to follow ...

You see, we ARE a hashing site as well ...

... and all done in the 'best possible taste' ...

It's really not what you think it is ...

... it's our hashers having fun ... no really, don't go away, let me explain ...

Mr Cruisedog (your esteemed editor) ...

... on the cliffs between Maidencombe and Labrador Bay ...

Joe 96 looks on as ...

... Legs 11 disappears in a cloud of spray ... sigh

RED RAUNCHY CLIP ... video

'Where shall I put your cock ... ' Bell Inn video

Carpenters Arms - Ash Hash ...

... the speed of the shutter defeats Arfanar as she tries to dodge out of the pic ... to give Strongbow all the glory ...

Red raunchy ...

... ONLY on TVH3 Raunchy ... but some want this site deleted ... shall I name the wallies?

BLUEBIRD 60

... Let's send out a scout ...

BLUEBIRD 60

... he who hesitates is lost ... and he who is lost does not hesitate ...

BLUEBIRD 60

... a suspicious little huddle forms ...

BLUEBIRD 60

... the first descent looms large ...

BLUEBIRD 60

... they boldly go ... where no hash has been before ...

BLUEBIRD 60

... Fishbait decides to risk it and go as a biscuit ...

Ex header pic: Bluebird exhorts his cohorts ... prior to his 60th Birthday Epic Hash at the Thatched Tavern, Maidencombe

Vice President KC and Soapy on the ...

... Shackley Bench at Maidencombe ... Bluebird's Birthday Epic May 4th

Bell Inn: Capt. Birdseye and Hornie

Bell Inn: Teapot distributes The Bugle.

Bell Inn: Miss Whiplash catches up in this month's Bugle.

Bell Inn: Managed to snap Bin Laden before he sussed it!

Bell Inn: Strongbow relaxes

Ex header pic: The Judas Tree in flower at Maidencombe

Soapy & Palmolive 'waitress' downdown ... video

Bobby tries to kayak through the Bell Rock ... video

(What a Wally!)

Bell Rock approach ... video

Loading up at CRUISEDOG TOWERS ... video

Ex header pic: From atop the Bell Rock off Maidencombe, Devon, UK the Bluebird soars ...

Waitress service ... Bluebird's Birthday Epic video

The famous 'traverse' ...

... first time ever photographed ... AND NOW open for business for intrepid TVHH harriers ...

The mud-slide in the eighties ...

... which overwhelmed the traverse pictured here (slightly left of centre) which solidified and eventually grassed over. A few years later, another larger slide (left) sealed off the traverse. This evening, we will overcome these obstacles - safely. Trust me on this one ...

Dan (El Magnifico) pre-downdown uproar ... video

'Banned' from Greathashgod but welcomed by Preconderotous ...

Thank you Honeydew

Teapot's lost property bra ... video

My vixen

Heavily pregnant (late March 2009)

From three feet and she's fearless ...

In the Star Inn: Melanie and Pork Torpedo

In the Star Inn: Miss Elaine E Us

In the Star Inn: Fukarwi

In the Star Inn: Hi Di Hi

In the Star Inn: Rent Boy

The badger and the biscuit ... video

Badgers love bananas (not many people know that) but they also take biscuits/eggs away for a snack later ...

Ex header pic: 'It's not THAT steep' ...

... somewhere in Maidencombe ...

Palmolive's awarded the Hashit Shirt ...

... and ...

Bluebird's Birthday Hash May 4th - video diary (4)

Bluebird's Birthday Hash May 4th - video diary (3)

Bluebird's Birthday Hash May 4th - video diary (2)

I kid you not ...

Bluebird's Birthday Hash May 4th - video diary

Bluebird's Big Birthday Hash May 4th

For the first time in five years, the Crown and Sceptre will not play host to Bluebird's Birthday Hash - this year it will be from his local - The Thatched Tavern at Maidencombe. On this most special occasion, a trail blocked for over 20 years will be re-opened to mark the event. Over the next 3 weeks, a video diary will record the preparations ... if Bluebird survives he will Shirley enter into legend ... hic

The bare faced cheek of it ... video

Ex header pic: Another 'All done in the best possible ... '

Everyone needs a rest

And I've been gardening today and researching the Aintree card for Thursday ... that makes me money ... this doesn't ...

TVH3 footage to be posted

here late this evening ...

Ex header pic: Strange ...

Inside the Cott 11 - I'll bill you for this one, Dad ... it's better than most of your cruise photos, taken by waiters for a fiver!

Inside the Cott 10 - Family Forrest and Flossie

Inside the Cott 9 - Hornie

In the Cott 8 - Gobbler's in the chair!

Inside the Cott 7 - one for Teapot's album - Tom Tom!

Inside the Cott 6 - Fukarwi and Flowery - only here for the beer ...

Inside the Cott 5

Inside the Cott 4

Inside the Cott 3

Inside the Cott 2

Inside the Cott ...

Ex header pic: Relaxin' in the Cott Inn ...

Ex header pic: Whatever you do, don't look behind you, Melanie ... and I don't think a tenner's going to cover it

Swans Nest: Dyke innuendo and Flip Flop downdown ... video

Guess who? Tell you later ...