Hi Ullage 'ol son ...

... many, many years ago at the Devon Dumpling, I was quite tasty on the hash and was laying a 'live' trail ... which is okay while you are running and chucking dollops of flour at the same time. However, sure that I was some way in front of the pack, I knelt down to write: ON HOME on the road. Now Ullage used to be quite tasty himself a few years back and he came steaming over the hill and got to within 5 yards before I saw him Harry.... ARGHHHHH!

Back at the pub, Ullage had one of the awards and nominated me saying: "I actually caught up with Bluebird!" There were howls from the disbelieving hashers and they made poor Ullage drink the downdown as punishment for fibbing! Sorry mate, I finally admit it though ...