I've finished Felicity and....

..the die is cast. It's highly unlikely that the plan will work but that's the beauty of hashing, isn't it...knowing that however hard you try, however well you think you've planned ahead...it invariably goes pear shaped. If it doesn't, then you're a smart ass...and nobody loves a smart ass, do they?

As I type this, in the clear and certain knowledge that it can't work, my man is manoeuvring his way into position past the coastguard and the Teignmouth Harbour Authority on his 'Mission Impossible'....his codename: Beer Pirate, my codename: Thirsty Landlubber......sigh