Right, let's singalong to Jim Reeves: Distant Drums...

I hear the sound of Torquay going down
Far away, far away
And if they call for me to go
Then I must go down and you must go up

So Melanie marry me, let's not wait
Let's share all the time we can before it's too late
Love me now for now is all the time there may be
If you love me Melanie, Melanie marry me....

(with abject apologies to Flip Flop, I'll buy you a pint to atone for this heresy ..... but at least it made Melon Picker smile...)