I'm going to tell you a stoooory......

...you've gotta be quick to act when you see an opportunity in this dogeatdog world....well here's the stoooory: About a week ago, I was lurking around in my local Lidl late at night (a late local Lidl lurker) when I espied a pile of about 30 or so boxes of clock radios - all reduced to clear......I thought "That's 'andy 'Arry, I'll 'ave some of that son..." and picked three up....there were naff grey ones (grey'll never go out of fashion because grey has never been in fashion....) and some bog standard black ones but my magpie eyes were drawn to the smart red ones.....there were about eight of these....but as I said...I only took three. On getting home and opening one up (see pic above) I was amazed how good it was....and it only bloody well worked well too! The next day I returned to see if there were any more.......BONG....of course there weren't and when I asked an assistant if any more would be forthcoming, he confided that they had been put out at that price by mistake! .....sigh....... well, here's the interesting bit...if you have bothered to read this so far.....CRUISEDOG TOWERS will be offering one of these splendid, funky red gadgets as a prize in a forthcoming competition......if you want to be eligible for this prize you have to e mail (you must know where by now, surely....and don't call....) OR apply by nudging me tomorrow and registering an interest....... now all we need is a competition.......