The plan goes wrong.....or.......

...goes right, whatever way you want to look at it......Blaster arriving late finds a cast iron, steel clad, copper bottomed (copyright me) certainty for the Dickhead Hat in the form of a frantic Pillock trying desperately to gain access to Bobbiball's chariot just after he had locked the car keys in the boot......it looked so good on paper, but as soon as the Pillock's name was mentioned, the crowd (as usual) turned nasty, forcing Blaster to keep it for another week......bad luck Blaster mate, but at least you got a consolation free pint!