HAVE YOU SEEN THIS HASHER?

....missing since Saturday, if you're out there Bobby........we have had problems you can't possibly imagine.......but don't worry too much as .........you're fired! Only a pair of wallies like us could have got ourselves in such a tangle......my extension phone has been disconnected for the past few days owing to internet connectivity problems and Bobby doesn't have a landline and has his mobile turned off........looks as though we may have both laid separate trails.......