It's ruddy miserable out, isn't it?

So spare a thought for Bin Bag Bob's Bashers Booze Cruise which sails from Plymouth this evening at 9.30 pm. It's a bit 'choppy' in the channel, but like most hashers, the intrepid bashers will have their priorities. Before the mooring ropes have been slipped, there will be a disorderly queue at the bar, bickering, barging and ready to get this booze cruise buzzin'.
Imagine the scene: the harsh grey dawn at Roscoff (not on many lists of 'have to see' destinations) it's chuckin' it down, you're feeling very unwell with the combination of budget booze and bog visits and now you have to get the bikes out of the hold for the cycle to Morlaix...... well, rather you than me Bobbiball... but Bobby just one more thing before you go....don't forget my booze order!