The wounded and sick list....

See I'm not the only one who has been struck down recently....have to report the following:
Doris took a nasty fall last Wednesday...recovering well
Barnie is reportedly in hospital...hope all is well
Arbie has a chest infection....can really sympathise with that Arbie mate
Teapot (off work today) has a very bad cold
Mouldy Dick? Where were you 'ol son when we needed you? You must be ill as I remember you saying that you didn't need me as you would ALWAYS be present! Just kiddin' Moulder! (And where's Scully, by the way?)