I just logged on to the 'Official' www.tvh3.org.uk site and actually fell off the top bunk of the ruddy bed! Balancing precariously at the time with the keyboard on my lap.....I only logged on to make sure of the location for Monday's hash and saw the pic on the far left! I swear that's not me.....anyway the keyboard still seems to be working and I did fall on to all the pillows and duvets (making up bed, fortunately).....don't do things like that Flowery, without warning me first, I've got a weak heart.....
Saturday 2 February 2008
Feeding time at the zoo...
...As Rambo, Wigwam and Bobbiball know, I do some very strange things late at night.....EVERY night of the year.....DON'T tell them lads.....(even if you did, they'd NEVER believe you, would they.....)
RESULTS of Saturday Sampling
The Goldblade got 5/10 (lightweight, little body but fruity and affable - like some harriets I know) ...The St Edmunds 6/10 (bit like Sol when chilled).....The Doom Bar 7/10 (strangely, liked the bottled better than the draught).... and last but definitely NOT least - The Black Sheep Ale 8/10 (though have to say that the draught is better)......
So there we have it (hic).....(copyright Flip Flop...not the 'hic' , that's mine) ......a decisive winner in the Black Sheep Ale.....but I could have told you that BEFORE I f'f'fin started the sampling.......!
'Team Downdown' assemble......
...and as you can see by the look on Melon Picker's mush, it's a serious business 'Arry....
Top 3 family films
Number 3 was Mary Poppins (oh please) Number 2 was Shrek (another animation) and the BEST Family Film of ALL TIME was E T ...... We are obviously dealing with amateurs here.....
Small objects of desire.....
...now for something completely different (remember that one?) ......it's extremely tactile and about 2 1/2 inches long, made of glass...but what is it please? I'm probably being very naive here or it might be something completely innocent.....like a ring tree....but I'm not sure....
Now they've got Toy Story ahead.....
of both Star Wars and Wizard of Oz! Toy Story is NOT a film! It's an animation (cartoon) for Pete's sake....WHO are these people voting here......
Just seen.....
...(on channel 139 Sky) that Star Wars got ranked AHEAD of the Wizard of Oz in the top 100 Family Films.............RUBBBBBBISH (you know, they're right, you do get bolshy when you've 'ad a few 'Arry) but come on.....Star Wars better than Wizard of Oz.....as John McEnroe would say: "You CANNOT be serious!"
HEY! It's Scoop!
Great lad Scoop is (another class naming by Pottsie)... took many pics of yours truly for the Herald Express and they all got my good side....
Gobbler's bringing me another pint....
..she's such a kind girl...and sorry about the eyes, Gobbler, I removed the 'red' but there was still white flash glare....quite a rare phenomenon (must still be stober as I think I spelt that pheno thing right)... and Twiggy's got an 'old-fashioned' look on......
Archive: I didn't write this McWot....
.....so you can't avago at me for posting it! Both McWot AND Wetfart are devastated at the 'Most Disgusting' Award being discontinued......but really it was only a two horse race every year, so...unluckily for them....
Archive: Very risque and....
...'who' is she, anyway? No one tells me nuthin' and that's a double negative you've just forced me into.....
How are we doing so far.....
...so good? I'm concentrating hard at the moment as I have duly despatched the Goldblade (a bit of a lightweight beer...fruity but not much body..) and the St Edmunds (predictable Greene King fare) and am about to embark on surely the main contenders....Black Sheep and Doom Bar....
and don't call me .....
Archive: It's all getting a bit....
...out of hand now....or err...'in hand' if you see what I mean........
Archive: You do know that Pottsie.....
...used to be called: 'Sheep Shagger' don't you...? I'm not sure that I like the way tonight's Archive pics are going....... It WAS a family Show until now.......
DISCLAIMER:
Some of the following archive pics are of a risque nature and as TVH3 are still unable to access The Penthouse Suite, they cannot be held responsible for publication of any pictures that cause offence or suffering to any of the three viewers of this site.
Signed: per pro Wigwam, Hon Sex
Archive: I'd recognise those thighs....
...anywhere...surely that's Pottsie! And is that you under the pith helmet, Melon Picker? All I can say is: sa far i, so good.... and don't call me Shi...
Archive: Continuing WW's adventures...
...with Dolly...'she' looks just like those dolls in 'Only Fools and Horses' doesn't 'she' ? Anyway, Dolly is in urgent need of a pump up chest and....Rambo is still very attentive, isn't he?
Archive:"Well that's it for now lads....
...me and Dolly are off home for a bit of quality time together..." says WW.........
Archive: Err Rambo, you're getting a....
...little bit TOO friendly with WW's blow-up doll, aren't you.......!
Saturday Sampling
...and tonight's contenders are from left: O'Hanlon's Goldblade 4.0 abv, Greene King St Edmunds 4.2 abv, Black Sheep 4.4 abv, and Sharp's Doom Bar 4.3 abv.
The one unknown here is the Goldblade, but you see that this week I have wisely kept to mid to low strength abv so should still be 'compos mentis' come midnight.....
Strong favourite for this sampling is the Black Sheep, but hey, mustn't be biased before I start...
SUPER SATURDAY to come......
Another Beer Sampling for this evening.......and we could be frisky......we could be risky.....who knows?
Friday 1 February 2008
What do you think of it so far?
...I know..........rubb.... got to take the old commercial break now and not looking forward to boldy going out on to the cliffs tonight......don't worry about me though....'cos I'm an ex....
Archive: By kind permission of Rambo....
...(and Teapot supplying) from the Nash Hash 1997 organised by TVH3
Specially for Melon Picker....
...wait a minute, that caption sounds familiar? Oh well, they'll know who what where why....all we know is the date stamp (when)......just seen young Trucker (far left)
Archive: let me see....
...can only give 5/6 names here.....from left: Hi Di Hi, Teapot, 'Er Indoors, Motormouth (ex Wife Says) and Kermit.....far right ?
Specially for Melon Picker who was...
...intrigued by that pic of Bluebird's son.......well, here he is winning an 800 metres in 1 min 54.0 secs on a cinder track....that boy of mine is sooooo fast....(Rambo note: you can probably appreciate what a great shot this was, taken by a pro.... well, me, actually) ...he's 20 here and I'm sure he's ashamed of his beer swillin' dad.....
Now it seems our Soapy has.....
...developed quite a thirst over the past few months......she used to struggle with the old downdown....but..............
I'm stuck on this one.......
....as someone large and fearsome might cause me grief if I put me foot in it.....
"Eh mecs, je ne sais quoi...."
..expounds le Pork Torpedo in a typical 'Allo 'Allo pose........the boy's a natural RA, pity he can't make more runs.......
The weekend starts here......
February 1st and it looks as though winter has arrived with a blizzard forcing the abandonment of Wolverhampton races today. Turn the thermostat up and get the hot chocolate on the go.....
CRUISEDOG TOWERS will go 'live' as soon as the header goes up....probably about 8.30 pm.....
Roundup of Monday's pics PLUS more archive and miscellany......
Night shift never made it.....
...last night....apologies all round......but there's an absolute feast of pics over the weekend ....so rest assured you will be recompensed in full......
Thursday 31 January 2008
The switchboard has been jammed....
...with complaints...............not really, but these archive pics are proving very popular and just to say we've got plenty more (courtesy of Teapot) for over the weekend.......
Staff just beginning to leave their desks now, so see you later with the night shift of CRUISEDOG TOWERS.....
Archive time: March '99
...the boys are having a so-so evening....so far..... (WW and Pottsie - in case your eyesight is bad)
Now you know by now that the staff...
...at CRUISEDOG TOWERS are given an 'All the free beer they can drink' night every Thursday to reward them for their hard work for the week....so we'll get a couple of pics up now and then you'll have to take pot luck later (much later)........
Just how observant are you?
Does this pic ring a bell from Monday? Think about it...you ALL saw it....
You're lookin' good, Bobby boy, and...
...Miss Piggy likes the cut of your jib too....or is it the size of your tackle...?
Wednesday 30 January 2008
You've had 15 pics......
...including two DD's and the naming....still got another DD and report and many more to post, but amazingly it's 11 pm and we've been here for 3 hours (again) ....making nocturnal visits with CRUISEDOG now....but WILL be back for very late night coverage for you night owls out there....
Midnight beckons.............I reckon.........
Great downdown, Rampant....
...and think of the magic of that hash name........when Teapot summons you to award a DD: "Step Forward, Rampant Rabbit!" Or when you have to give your name at the food bar: "I'm Rampant Rabbit, actually..." Bubbles my boy, we done good there.......
"Well now, you've heard the choices....
...what's it going to be.......Hot Flush or RAMPANT RABBIT ?
Hope you didn't see that brief...
...header pic....could have got myself in trouble with that.....taking a commercial break.....but I'll be back with more of the same (we've got so much to get through this week - sigh) AND at close of play 2nite I've got a header pic you'll love....the barmaid in the Hope 'n Grope shrieked when she saw me wearing them, didn't she, Bobby......
Know it's a 'pose pic' but....
...it's got a spontaneous and natural feel as well..............trust me, I'm an ....
It's that Flossie 'stare' again....
...as she prepares for her DD...................steel yourself, girl......
I just do not believe it, Bobby....
...there you were, complaining BEFORE we got in the pub, saying: "We're definitely going before half past ten, tonight, I'm not sitting in there for two hours nursing just the two pints..."
So, when you get the downdown (yet again - that makes you leader this year) I unhesitatingly step forward, with complete disregard of my limit (it's eight when I'm not driving) ...to offer myself as a sacrifice.....WHAT DO YOU DO? You bloody well drink it! That's so selfish Bobby....
Just for that, I can't be bothered to remove your redeye....
Okay, okay, I know you really want ...
...to see the Downdowns, right? You're SURE........? Okay, you asked for them, suckers, so.........here's Johnny........no, wait a minute, that can't be right........
Able Semen is dreaming of...
...someone whisking her away on the back of a Norton Commando..............(?)
Thanks for that, Melon Picker....
....he's trying to tell me that I've got at least one Pillock Point so far.....
A Forrest leers...
...you're determined to keep those 'panto' sideburns aren't you, 'ol son? Are you sure they're not just superglued on? They did appear quite sharpish, after all.......
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