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Bird Blue's favourites

Bird Blue's favourites
'Tiny Toad'

Bird Blue's favourites

Bird Blue's favourites
'Mr Cruisedog on watch'

Bird Blue's favourites

Bird Blue's favourites
My Vixen

YIPPY I OH ... (The sad tale of Boozing Bird Blue)

Mr Cruisedog in his bunk bed

PRECONDEROTOUS

PRECONDEROTOUS
A rare photo of Preconderotous - which this site is named after. Everyone told me that I 'couldn't' name a chihuahua that but it was meant to be. He answered to 'Precon' and his son had half his name - De Rotous ... so long ago has been their passing, but his name lives on for all to see ...

Strange that Vimeo/YouTube vids ALWAYS work embed. in side panel, but not Blogger!

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Saturday 23 February 2008

There's a considerable backlog.....

of Awards Night Pics, so I'll try to shift some more tomorrow and the rest will have to keep for later in the week...gotta go with CRUISEDOG for the 'Night Run'.......should be back about 11.30ish pm Central Maidencombe Time for the late late show......

Newcomers having their own Downdown....

...from left: Tent Pole, Lust In Tent, Pollyfilla, Miss Whiplash, Eager Beaver and Palmolive.

The trouble with you, Melanie........

...is that you're too easily amused.....

Now let me see.......

....I've had 10 pints a week for 50 years.......so 520 pints a year......5200 pints in ten years....times five......GOOD GRIEF! This must be my twenty sixth thousandth pint !

The plan goes wrong.....or.......

...goes right, whatever way you want to look at it......Blaster arriving late finds a cast iron, steel clad, copper bottomed (copyright me) certainty for the Dickhead Hat in the form of a frantic Pillock trying desperately to gain access to Bobbiball's chariot just after he had locked the car keys in the boot......it looked so good on paper, but as soon as the Pillock's name was mentioned, the crowd (as usual) turned nasty, forcing Blaster to keep it for another week......bad luck Blaster mate, but at least you got a consolation free pint!

Yeh, peace brother (ll)

...thanks Numbnuts......

Yeh, peace brother......

The good 'ol boys gather.....

...back in the Keyberry, but little does Blaster know that he will be keeping the New Dickhead Hat.....a forced 'didasid''* ........... *do a self inflicted downdown (copyright Bluebird Innovations Inc.)

"What do you mean.....

...the berties have all gone?"

Stop hiding from me, I know it's you.....

...Rearender....

It's Going Down in a HEADBAND!

......you know one of my fetishes is headbands, but you obviously have forgotten or have cast caution to the winds.....

The main sufferer of my draconian.....

...'one mark and sod 'em' strategy for the first long split around the lake.....didulikethat Poach....

Now let me see, that's Bambi....

...on the left, but you've got me who the other one is Deep Semen...

At least two of you appreciated....

...my free berties.....

Hey, Deep Semen, I know an.....

...'Armageddon' joke too......It's Armageddon! It's Armageddon! And 'arm a geddin' outta here! Come on, that was one of my good ones....don't annoy me or I'll give you one of my bad ones...

At last! A 'clean' pic.......

....Soapy and Palmolive........no? Well, please yourselves...

The munch bunch loved the berties....

....didn't you, Miss Whiplash....!

Closing now but we'll be back.....

..with a Saturday night special to make up for tonight's rather brief coverage (disaster struck with fish tank filter flooding The PENTHOUSE SUITE) ..... adios muchachos

...but at least the pay is good.....

...all the beer you can drink......

It REALLY is a dirty job.....

....but somebody's got to do it.....

Sigh.......now I can rest in peace.....

....'cos at the very least, I've got style.........sigh

Friday 22 February 2008

We got trouble....

...right here in River City, with a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'P' that stands for POOL....we surely got trouble....the bloody fish filter seized up and when I cleaned it and started up again...the whole thing flooded over the f'f'in floor.......mopping up now......but excuse me while I break something.....

Thursday 21 February 2008

A dissatisfied customer...?

....why, no....it's only Melanie (MelonY ...get it...) concentrating hard on the berties.....

(Ex header pic)

.....looking macho and magnificent, Cinderfella. With Miss Whiplash (left) and Wigwam and Smash (background).

Ullage! You came back......

...a man like you........blastit, I think I've already used that one.......where's my scriptwriter.....

They're hanging on your every word....

...Winfield......HOW do you do it.......?

Wednesday 20 February 2008

The Pillock finally goes down.....

...to a collective sigh of relief from the exhausted audience....

Heckling Penalty Pint for Flip Flop....

...er, have you thought this through Wigwam......it'll only make him worse.....

How many times do I have to tell you....

...Teapot....they DON'T have a dancing licence......

And if you were wondering why.....

...John was named 'Tent Pol................derrrrrrr.....mind you, we could have named him 'Tent Peg' couldn't we?

"Who? ME?"........

....laments Lust Intent (or is that Lust IN Tent...?)....put it this way Kerry, you were amazingly fortunate to keep that superior hash handle after using it totally illegally for several weeks.....

The lads are having fun....

....McWot and the Doc

Birdseye and Flip Flop....

...well known Torquay United rowdies.......you've got into bad company again Mike......I know, I was at school with him...

'We're equipped....'

......from the memorable (only for me) Charles Bronson immaculate one liner: "I am equipped..."

"Duck, You Sucker"........

...'A Fistful of Dynamite' (1971) ....the great one liner from Donald Sutherland to Rod Steiger (in my opinion, the GREATEST actor of ALL-TIME) in Sergio Leone's classic western.......are you taking notes....you should be....'cos I'm an exp....

Tuesday 19 February 2008

PILLOCK OF THE YEAR!

.....For an unprecedented fifth consecutive year! Here the Pillock of pillocks is seen demonstrating his Downdown Survival Suit (patent applied for) to a stunned audience (Arbie is now convinced that he's actually insane) .....enter stage left a former two times Pillock (Flip Flop) who is about to test the Downdown Suit's capabilities........

STILL DOWN......

...will have to come back later and try.......someone out there doesn't like me......probably Melon Picker's doing....

You won't believe this but.....

...Blogger is down! Server error messages and no uploading possible at the moment....typical ain't it! The moment I get to avago 'Arry, it crashes......they must have known it was me!

There's only ONE award left.....

....and are you SURE you can take it....? It also just happens to be the PIC OF THE NIGHT taken by WINFIELD (well done dad, it was the only one that came out well....)

Right...BRACE YOURSELVES as Del Boy would say........

'ETERNAL OPTIMIST'

...of the year...DEEP SEMEN for his horse riding exploits at Number 2's BBQ (another smashing evening)

FALL GUY OF THE YEAR

...FORREST STUMP! Looking more like a tired guy above but he had run a tortuous 18 miles on Sunday in 3 hours and fifty minutes....

COCK-UP OF THE YEAR

...TEAPOT!

BEST HASH


...for their brilliant Halloween Hash.....MELON PICKER and HONEYDEW (they're from Exeter)

SHORT CUTTIN' B*****D WINNER

...CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE! Don't believe it Cap'n....I was with you on many of your runs last year....

DOWN DOWN CHAMPION

...RAMBO! I shall be lodging a formal complaint about this.....Rambo was the only PRO in the line-up and I was sure I 'ad 'im 'Arry, but I was disqualified for spillage (only half a pint).....grrrr

HASHER OF THE YEAR

...heeeeeeeere's WIGWAM!

CRUSHER TROPHY WINNERS


...of course there were THREE winners for this: HAVOC, SOAPY and BUBBLES.....

HARE OF THE YEAR WINNER

...POACHER.......sigh

BEST ON-DOWN WINNER

...THE TEIGN HOUSE INN.....Landlord Pete (above) served us very well indeed on at least three occasions in 2007. Cheers Pete mate

BEST SCRIBE WINNER

,,,CINDERFELLA......made me chuckle and so many deserving of mention in this category...

'NEWCOMER' WINNER

...EAGER BEAVER....well named

HARRIET OF THE YEAR WINNER

...ABLE SEMEN

DAVE BICK TROPHY WINNER

...Archangel, 'ol son......deserves it on the strength of that marvellous outfit at the Christmas do...

WE INTERRUPT THIS TRANSMISSION

TO BRING YOU ALL THE AWARD WINNERS FROM LAST NIGHT. COMPLETE (if we can) WITH PICS. WE TRUST THAT CRUISEDOG WILL COOPERATE WITH THIS REQUEST...

Okay, we are going to roll, even if.....

we seem to be working blind......gimme 5 minutes and will adapt to this glitch....

Test pic

...I can't see pic when it has been uploaded but it seems to be there...invisible...bear with me...quite disconcerting...pic not there but appears when preview option selected......AND I'm stone cold sober....

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