...but this is the best pic I could get (imagine the worst) of you just prior to your impromptu circle downdown for a 300 badge.......he downed it superbly BUT reportedly ran into someone's back garden thinking he was 'on' later in the trail........and if you're wondering why Bootboy had a circle DD, it's because he's a postie and seldom 'angs aboot after 'Arry....
Saturday 16 February 2008
Really sorry, Bootboy 'ol son......
I've got a bad feeling about Poacher....
...his name has been cropping up rather too frequently as 'Pillock of the year'........sigh
Yes I'm here...
so you can stop fretting..... TVH3's night of nights is indeed drawing nigh and an air of expectation prevails......I know just what you mean girls when you say: "I haven't got a thing to wear..." I've been pacing up and down, drumming my fingers on the desk, racking my befuddled brains over this vital issue.....they're all expecting (dreading) me to appear in a dress, wig, make-up et cetera.....but I'm really torn this year.....more on this later, but I know you're waiting impatiently to be entertained ....so without further ado.....it's showtime, duders...
Friday 15 February 2008
I think he's warming to me really....
...he said on Monday that he hadn't realised that he could dislike someone so much......
You see, Mr Softie, even Melon Picker...
...is smiling, they like you.....and a virtually uninterrupted delivery too....mind you, Bubbles not wholly convinced, though.....
It was meant to be Snotrag to award.....
...the checkin' chicken but he has been on the dog (and bone...phone) for about an hour and a half and we really couldn't wait any longer.....so Mr Softie takes over......
Thursday 14 February 2008
That's 22 pics you've had tonight....
...SURELY you forgive me for last night's outburst........
...and don't call me Shirley....
He submerges into the murky depths...
....of Teignworthy's Reel Ale.......never to be seen again.....
OH NO! It's HIM again....!
....there may be trouble ahead......but while there's music and dancing and love and romance.....let's face the music and dance.......didulikethat...?
Raising her proud head upwards....
...the Amazon shrieked defiance to the gods on high (extract courtesy of another of my paperbacks...)
The pic that caused all the trouble....
...last night. CRUISEDOG attempted to install this as the header and 1000th post which resulted in the Mismanagement storming THE PENTHOUSE SUITE to take over......CRUISEDOG was forced to remove this very offensive pic to restore order.........it's just like the Downdowns isn't it. the Pillock's not allowed to have any fun at all..........sniff
Well, err, actually Wetfart, I was....
...trying for those hashers in the middle of the shot, but the auto focus takes so long, you got in the way.....no damage done, as they wouldn't have come out well.....and I can pretend that this great pic WAS deliberate.....
Soapy holds Havoc....
...above the sea wall at the RG, probably no need, Havoc has literally seen it all....my hero.
Where are you going, Blaster?
Blaster goes wrong after only 20 yards....on emerging from the field he comments: "Well, I could have been right and the others wrong...!"
I don't know what happened last night...
...it's all foggy.....there was a lot of shouting and banging and I could swear I heard Wigwam's voice shouting: "Don't let him get away!"
Anyway, my lawyer has managed to sort the whole thing out and I'm back in control..... well, sort of..........
There will be a WHOLE PAGE of Monday's pics before I go out this evening, just to make it up to you.........
Monday 25 February
Is at The Castle Inn at Stoke Gabriel. The hares are Migman and Wigwam.
How do we close it down for the night Wigwam?
Try pressing that button ther-----------------
If only we could get into the penthouse suite
go on Wigwam, try and post a picture, if that idiot could do it, we can as well.
Wednesday 13 February 2008
It's not working,
and why has it turned brown, Wigwam? Press some more buttons and see if you can get rid of the header picture. Then at least it will look as if we are in control.
MISMANAGEMENT DISCLAIMER
The TVH3 Mismanagement would like to apologise unreservedly for the shocking deviation from the scheduled service for Wednesday February 13th. You may or may not be aware that CRUISEDOG has recently been released from a secure facility for the criminally insane, as for the past few months he had seemed to be grasping the realities of life.
At this very moment, six men in white coats are attempting to gain access to the PENTHOUSE SUITE to recapture CRUISEDOG. The Mismanagement have barricaded themselves into the basement for their own safety.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as humanely possible.
The crowd is hushed...the crowd is....
...expectant......THE CROWD RISES as one for the 1000th POST of.............
HERE'S CRUISEDOG'S SELECTION..................
Apparently we've already had......
...1090 posts...but what the heck.....I'm still going for it....! This is CRUISEDOG'S OFFICIAL number 998......hang on to your armchair.....I'm only going for it........
Tuesday 12 February 2008
ATTENTION TROOPS !
JUST SEEN THAT WE ARE COMING UP TO THE 1000th POST !
THINK CAREFULLY NOW, WHAT WILL THE 1000th POST BE ? HMMMMMM
I've just signed her up for the.....
...'Go-Go Girl World Tour 2008'.......as her agent, I'll make a killing.....
Impeccably turned out as usual...
...think you might be in with a shout for the Dave Bick Award, Dad!
"Winfield, there must be some mistake....
...you've only given me ONE bertie...the Grand Master SURELY has two...?"
(And don't call me Shirl...)
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