South Pacific: Me Tarzan and you obviously ...

... Jane! Oh a oh oh ha ... (only had three, really ...)

South Pacific: The Jolly Blaster

South Pacific: Say aaahhh ...

South Pacific: I'm churning 'em out now so if ...

... any are repeats, excuse me please ...

South Pacific: still clearing the backlog ...

South Pacific: "If you're the King, then I'm an admiral !"

South Pacific: A triangle ... Palmolive's showing a photo ...

... she's taken - Pork Torpedo is taking a photo of me taking the photo ... if you see what I mean ...

South Pacific: Shirley they're not plastered already, 'Arry?

South Pacific: Hi girls, what's happening?

South Pacific: I'm not sure I like the way she's ...

... waving that sword ...

Apparently it's my round ...

"Can we have your autograph, please Sir Bobby?"

Ex header pic: Multi 9 Keyberry Dec 29

"We've got an announcement to make ...

... we're getting engaged ... "

Yet another emergency!

Fortunately we had software for this emergency ...

This occurred just before midnight last night and I winced seeing it today ...

... and the idiot is so plastered he sings the wrong words ... should be: 'But thinking it over' not 'then after thinking' ... you wally ...

Just a little delicate at present ...

... but the staff at CRUISEDOG TOWERS will report for duty later on today, January 1st 2009 ...

Time to go home ...

"I hope you all realise that it's a fiver a head ... "

"I challenge you to a ...

... Maltesers eating competition ... "

Ex header pic: 24 multi South Pacific pic

At Hatrack's Gaff 2

At Hatrack's Gaff

Larks Xmas Pics: A 'borderline' boob ...

Larks Xmas Pics: Look, I've told you before ...

... I just post them ...

Great Hash God gets to grips ...

We'll be getting our share

of 'exclusive' pics and vid clips from the Keyberry Monday night, later today. Be patient my pernicious porcupines ... (yes, I have had a few, Fergus ... )

"No, leave me, I'm a goner ... "

Yes, I'm sorry to say, it IS the right way up!

Whatever happens, keep filming ...

All exquisitively put together ...

... if I may say so ...

Rockin' 'n reelin' ...

Larks (right) taking a healthy interest in proceedings ...

Waiting for the next number ...

They're swaying ...

It's got to that 'Let's stand on the chairs and party' time of the evening ...

I really don't remember this one!

Taking a peek at the Angel's set-up ...

But Bluebell, like the old pro she is ...

... keeps on filming ... and it looks like she wins 'Best Legs' yet again ... contented sigh ...

Bodies everywhere ...

The Cleave in a clinch ...

Watch him, he's sidling ... and by the way ...

... nice rear ... Rearender ...