Saturday 26 April 2008
No, it's not what you think, honest....
....Coffin got hold of the cam and started taking a few pics.....this one was, well, a sort of 'self portrait'.....she took some even more 'interesting' pics, but malhereusement, the battery failed!
They're having a great time......
...in the background and as for the foreground scene.......what do you want me to say......?
I had a blinding caption for this one too....
.......but until I know it's safe, it's out of the question.......!
I have to be extremely careful....
....with the caption here......the question Hornie, quite simply is: "Is it safe?" (private communication)
But it's an anti climax.......
...for Forrest anyway, as he is poured a generous pint of water.......
Teapot congratulates Forrest's epic.....
....'On The Wagon' for charity 3 month stint and has a special treat in store.....
Friday 25 April 2008
"I know you're new to all this....
...but it's quite easy really, all you have to do is drink it in one...."
You remember those drinks....
...Steve wuz holding? Apparently they were BOTH for him! This boy is my kind of hasher....
Experimental chat box....
..will have to remain just that, but with the prefixed adjective 'withdrawn'.....TVH3 hashers are reliable and on side, but we are unable to cater for other people who for whatever motives, are uninterested with our modus operandi........but don't despair, I'll find alternative software to remove these small-minded morons.....
Experimental chat box....
do you see the ruddy great box top right? Well, it probably aint going to be there long as I've got grave doubts about letting you lot in free.... all you have to do is enter your name and type a message......sigh, we'll see how it goes....
I've added a search box for you...
...my inquisitive little munchkins. Type in relevant keywords such as 'video' or 'diary dates' and there you go, Sancho. Bit hit and miss with some categories, but saves quite a bit of time. Mick at the Dumpling said that he'd been trawling page after page looking for his photo with no success. Well Mick, just type 'Mad Mick' into the box and bingo! Doulikethis?
We're bang on time at the ranch house.....
....and your maestro Teapot brings the rabble to order.....
"Show me the way to go home....
...I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head......" Yes, I know that, Mouldy, but it's only half past eight.......
It's quiz time.......name the item....
...that Wicky is gingerly holding. Is it (a) Mouldy Dick's purse (with warning 'do not enter' skulls) or (b) Mouldy Dick's willy warmer or (c) Mouldy Dick's advanced mathematics course: Counting made easy.......
Thursday 24 April 2008
You've waited for it.....
....you've chewed your nails about it, you've half dreaded it, but now the time has finally come for us to view that glitzy extravaganza, that show of shows, .....yes, indeedy folks, we are going inside the pub for.......Party Time at the Hash......
Home, safe and sound.....
...Mummy bear and Baby bear and I expect that they are tired little teddy bears, t' t' eddy bears..
Oh 'what' ?
...Oh, what a lovely war.......Oh, what a day.......Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, from glen to ....now look what you've done.....you've started me singing....
I suspect you've already tuned in....
...expecting to see Thursday's fare (as I have been updating after midnight to keep ahead of the game) but alas and alack, Blogger was taken off the air at 12.15 am this morning with a problem. So there you have it (copyright Flip Flop) ....but I'll stop nattering and 'get on with it!' , as the hecklers (bless them) so charmingly prompt....
Wednesday 23 April 2008
It's mind boggling!
This evening there was a visitor to the site from Coslada, Madrid, Spain. He (or she) used a search engine and typed: 'Lidl suspender belt' into the search box. The second choice down on the first results page was the snippet from a previous post: ....it was very close,but it was the red suspender belt that just tipped the balance in Soapy's.... (Christmas Party at Forde Park 2007 ...best fancy dress) No? Well I liked the story, anyway! And if you want to check the story, click on the link below.....
| http://www.google.es/search?hl...spender belt&btnG=Buscar&meta= |
And now over to our studio for a newsflash......
Maidencombe Monarch Sir James Campbell (centre waving fist) mobilises the villagers in a head to head fight against City Hall.......
And now we take you live to Mardon Down Racecourse....
...for the conclusion of the 8. 15 pm race......."They're approaching the final furlong and the field is spread out across the course....coming through to take the lead is the rank outsider Mouldy Dick...on the stand side Blaster is still going very strongly.....the odds on favourite Flossy appears to be cantering......finishing very fast on the far side is the 5-1 shot, Wigwam......"
It's a long way to Tipperary......
- It's a long way to go.
- It's a long way to Tipperary
- To the sweetest girl I know!
- Goodbye Piccadilly,
- Farewell Leicester Square
- It's a long, long way to Tipperary,
- But my heart's right there.
