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Soapy 1234: The cavalry has arrived!

... Piltdown Man has dumped Georgy P Orgy and has decided to supercharge this combo ...

Soapy 1234: Barrow to wheelie man: ...

... "What's the f' f' 'fin delay?"

Soapy 1234: Conventional wheelie ...

Soapy 1234: They look just like MY boots!

... (mine top pic) the owner of these revealed later ...

Soapy 1234: Yes, er well, what can I say?

Soapy 1234: I know what you're thinking ...

... if the previous pair were Shirley cheating, then so must these two ... well, no, as you've got to remember that Piltdown Man is 7' 2" and Georgy P Orgy is only 4' 8" (heights not exactly to scale you pedantic wallies out there) so we'll have to overlook this one ...

Soapy 1234: I can hear the howls of rage ...

... now ... but as I've said before, we can't put any 'adult content' on this 'ere blog Bertie (even when it is artistic - like the pic above - AND done in the 'best possible taste') and anyway, I have to get all clears, otherwise I'll get duffed up ... really beautiful (take my word for it) natural pic ...

Soapy 1234: Now come on ...

... Shirley that's cheating Cyril ... ! Ref, take his number ...

Soapy 1234: It's the lean mean running machine team ...

... again ... but behind them, Ref Bubbles is looking at his watch and is about to give them a time penalty for being too f' f' 'fin fast ...