In the absence of Teapot

... who is recovering from his hip replacement op earlier in the day, Mouldy Dick takes over and he is equipped with Teapot's magic bag of downdown implements ... However, there's a surprise as Teapot is beamed into the pub via his daughter's mobile phone. The mob give him three cheers: HIP HIP hooray - he's had a HIP replacement remember you fools ... long sigh