'Keep it short, Bluebird!'

... we're running late at the ranch house and need to make up time ... most unfortunately, the Supreme Idiot is next up to the oche with a 2 minute 18 second delivery ... and with gems like 'His friends call him ace - short-ace' - 'I didn't like the look of him and he didn't like the look of me' - 'We were moto motoing' - he's fully fuelled and got a set of wheels that just won't quit ... long sigh ...