CRUISEDOG used to kip under...

...my bed, which had to be raised up on old racing form books (about 5 times thicker than a telephone directory) and every morning about 5 am he would jump up on the bed and lie on my feet, forcing me to get up...... Not ideal, I mused......for CRUISEDOG, actually, as I have put up with this state of affairs for nearly 3 years now.....

And then I had a brainwave! Buy a bunk bed and I could have the top and CRUISEDOG could have the lower bunk all to himself! "He's madder than a Mad Hatter at a Mad Hatter's convention..." I hear you muttering.... but when I told Flossie last night, she thought it was perfectly sensible and Blaster didn't think it was THAT strange, either....

So there you have it (copyright Flip Flop) ....dog owners won't bat an eyelid, but non dog owners just may think I'm barking.......................WOOF WOOF !