... drenched in blood ... enjoyed it dudes ...
Saturday, 19 July 2008
Even though I blame you entirely ...
... for my wipeout Poacher, I'll still print this one to show there's no hard feelings ...
The fickle crowd begins to disperse ...
... leaving the Vice President doggedly pursuing his own important agenda ...
Rampant Rabbit (New Dickhead Hat attired) ...
... observes the proceedings, but is now experienced enough to recognise what's awardable and what perhaps isn't ...
Belatedly, I think I get the picture, Percy ...
... all the hoo-ha and thrashing about on the ground was 'cos Coffin got bit by a bug ... sigh
Friday, 18 July 2008
Everyone seems to have tired ...
... of the game, but not KC, he's like a dog with a bone ... if you'll excuse the pun ...
"And what's goin' on 'ere 'Arry?" ...
... says the RA as he arrives belatedly ... Eager Beaver is just behind ...
But Shirley that's a bit over the top ...
... Flip Flop, taking a boulder to it ... must be a bloody big bug, Bertie ...
Thursday, 17 July 2008
Gazunder samples Poacher's wares ...
... while the Grand Master's eyes light up on seeing the berties and he rushes forward ... Soapy, Palmolive and Havoc arrive ...
I think I'm putting the girls off ...
... their berties ... it's not as bad as it looks, Honeydew (far right) ... *well, actually, I'm now beginning to think that might not be entirely the case now ...
It's filling up nicely now ...
... note Forrest and Coffin already getting bored and also Cinderfella's strange headwear ... in case you don't know why he's wearing it, I'll enlighten you ... it's to keep the bleedin' midges away which are attracted to Cinderfella more than others 'cos he's sweating more than the others 'cos he ran the flamin' fastest to get to the regroup first! So now you know ...
"My name's Bin Laden, so just give me ...
... the whole bag - or else!" Melanie and Two Scoops wait patiently behind ...
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Sidetracked watching C5's Greatest Disaster Movies ...
... and what a load of ru ru ru rubbish it was! As voted by C5 and The Times readers ... absolute gems which had me on the floor though, so highly entertaining ... how about the American film critic stating that Sean Connery was a 'brilliant actor' ... bet he thinks that Charlton Heston or Harrison Ford are among the greatest actors of all time then ...
But where the show really let itself down was the little fact that most of the films nominated weren't actually 'disaster movies' ... Con Air (1997) and Number 4 nominated Apollo 13 (1995) to name but two ... and how about Independence Day (1996) and Titanic (1953 and 1997) not even making the top 15 ... ? Waited with bated breath for the Number 1 disaster movie of 'All Time' and actually fell off my armchair onto the floor when they proudly announced it was Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988) ... un f'f'fin believable ...
Classic garbage, but probably what one would expect from Channel 5 viewers and The Times readership ...
But where the show really let itself down was the little fact that most of the films nominated weren't actually 'disaster movies' ... Con Air (1997) and Number 4 nominated Apollo 13 (1995) to name but two ... and how about Independence Day (1996) and Titanic (1953 and 1997) not even making the top 15 ... ? Waited with bated breath for the Number 1 disaster movie of 'All Time' and actually fell off my armchair onto the floor when they proudly announced it was Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988) ... un f'f'fin believable ...
Classic garbage, but probably what one would expect from Channel 5 viewers and The Times readership ...
You know something Winfield?
... Forrest is very much like you ... always ready for a photo opportunity !
Now a pair of well-known trouble-makers ...
... arrive ... Coffin and Forrest ... they're easily bored and bound to get up to mischief ...
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
COMING TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU ... (maybe)
... if the censors pass it ... the X rated video of: 'AFTER HOURS SURGERY' (2008) starring a cast of thousands, including such household names as: Wigwam, Mouldy Dick, Gazunder, Wickdipper and Bluebird as well as that new nymphet on the block Hi Di Hi AND the services of renowned film maker Flowery Twats ... already banned (before release) in the USA, Australia and South Africa, we earnestly hope that the UK will follow suit and send this obnoxious film to the waste paper bin where it undoubtedly belongs ...
X certificate rated 4 ... and there's a lot of support ...
... from the viewing gallery (plus Gazunder out of pic left) ...
X certificate rated 2 ... but Hi Di Hi decides ...
... that a rear approach is best ... I bow (literally) to her superior medical skills ...
X certificate rated ... Bluebird needs urgent medical attention ...
... for that knee of his ... the surgical begloved hand advances ...