Approach of the 'doomed patrol' ...

from left: Numbnuts, Emily and Fallen Woman who will be joined later by Doris and Bluebird ...

"I wish I was (back) in the land of cotton ..."

... if you don't get it ... unlucky ...

..."as your time's up!"

"Come in Number 5 ..."

"Now are you SURE you want to ...

... do this, Wetfart?" enquires Teapot ... I think we'll have to report Teapot to the RSPCTWA ... you can Shirley work out what that stands for ...

Now I like a bet every now and then ...

... and you can name your odds about Wetfart succeeding in downing the doggy bowl downdown ...

Wetfart (left) eyes his nemesis ...

... the doggy bowl downdown ... by now, Shirley everyone knows the outcome ...

If you stopped scoffin' Coffin ...

(centre) ... I could have got you in the pic ...scoffin' Coffin is flanked by Lurch and Soapy.

Forrest concentrates very hard ...

... trying to recall anything that happened on the hash ...

Come on now, Shirley she can take ...

... a pint now Teapot, she's getting enough practice ...

Cinderfella only spots it ....

... yes Cinders, so did I ...

Migman demonstrates ...

... just how Rampant Rabbit's hat was hanging on a bush while she was you know whatting ...

Forrest points out a blob of ...

... my goat's cheese which has somehow landed on Migman's big toe ... ?

Rambo steps forward to take the DD ...

...awarded to Doris by Rampant Rabbit ... sigh (and that sigh was by Rambo, not me) ...

Bovey Swimming Pool Downdowns ... July 7

Bovey Tracey Downdowns lead in ...

Rampant Rabbit awards Doris the Checkin' Chicken Hat without realising (why didn't anyone tell her?) that Doris does not do beer downdowns (whisky always accepted though!) so Rambo will have to 'proxy' it ...

Migman immediately awards Rampant Rabbit (yes, again Cinderfella, you spotted it!) the New Dickhead Hat for her hat lifting off her head on a bush as she retires for a call of nature ...

Forrest (Hashit Shirt) didn't see anything, so Teapot nominates Wetfart (another old favourite) for rinsing his shoes in the foot rinse pool! Not a deliberate ploy for a downdown either ... sadly ...

And to think that Rampant Rabbit ...

... was such a shy little thing when she first joined us ...

What hashers worldwide are renowned for ...

... noshing and guzzling ...

Honeydew and Able Semen

Oh the shame of it, Hi Di Hi ....

...to be caught drinking from the keg tap !

Talking of chiefs ...

... this is the Chief Barker or maybe the Miss Chief? You're not concentrating again ...

"Er, I find myself a bit out of my depth here ..."

... b'boom!

Captain Birdseye and Flowery poolside ...

Ex header pic: A disgraced Vice Chairman ...

... for immediately diving into the swimming pool and nearly getting the hash thrown out of the pool by the lifeguard ... sigh

It's a mystery how they always know ...

... when I go on zoom resolution ... Miss Whiplash and Cinderfella ...

As you can probably discern ...

... it's hardly July ish ... !

A Great Hash God giving ...

... me grief ... I am deeply honoured, oh Great One ... chastise me more ....

Forrest in squelch mode ...

...you're going to have to concentrate hard for this one ...

"Didulikethat?"

Egged on by Deep Semen (left) ...

... Forrest attempts a back flip ...

Wall flowers ...

Nosh up under way ...

Not quite synchronised ...

Just in time to catch the mass jump ...

My Indian tracker has managed ...

... to find his way to the pool, anyway ...

The race is on for the grub ...

... with Bin Laden and Anne leading the charge ...

On the far side of the pool ...

... the nosh up is getting under way ...

Archangel and Rampant Rabbit

"Somebody help me! I just remembered, I can't swim!"

A watery grave? No, it's Coffin ...

Loud? They're practically screaming! ...

... Migman's Waikiki Beachcombers ...

Ex header pic: Melon Picker's Dunroamin' ...

... and Wigwam's about to pitch tent ...

We're having an awful lot of fun out here ...

Emerging from a nigh-on ...

... impenetrable thicket ... one of my ace Indian trackers ... sigh

I am NOT messing about ... video July 7

Okay, it's singalong to aptly, MUD and Tiger Feet ...

Alright
That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, that’s right I really love your tiger light
That’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat, I really love your tiger feet
I really love your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Your tiger feet
Well alright
Didulikethat!

That boy can walk on water ...

He flew through the air ...

...with the greatest of ease ...

"Here goes nuthin'!"

"I think I'll try the 'Groucho Marx method' ...

There's always a saga ...

...and this might well be one ... Flowery approaches, but he didn't get where he is today by taking chances ...

U Bendover's seen many floods in his time ...

A Drag Act alacrity ...