Saturday, 14 June 2008

What makes it worse is that the last thing the Missus said...

..as I went out the door was: "And don't come back smelling of beer again!" Sigh

He's seen off Mouldy, but now faces ...

...a final challenge from Forrest, who's on a roll after what he did to Coffin earlier.....

It's either a : "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup," or...

..Wiggy's looking a gift horse in the mouth......

"Take my glass, someone.....

...I won't be needing it!"

ANOTHER empty glass......

...and ANOTHER: That's 'andy 'Arry.....

And the crowd rises as one.....

...to salute a great gesture.....(and a magnificent wally)

But 'ang aboot 'Arry...

...the GM is interceding on Bobby's behalf.....

Bobby's not a happy bunny and....

...he's still forlornly clutching that empty glass....

"Here you are Bobs.....

....a nice pint of water....about the same strength as your 'beer' !"

Bobby's getting concerned....

...he's clutching an empty glass and is in desperate need of a refill...

...but I've seen that smug smile before....

...and I'm getting a bad feeling, Bobby....

At last! Bobby thought he'd been forgotten....

...but it looks like he's going to at least get a downdown for his trouble....

McWot is interested....

...he thinks it's some sort of sex toy....

The owner of said scrunchie....

..steps forward to retrieve it....

Just in case you didn't know.....

...this is a scrunchie being daintily held....

'Directions' video will be published.....

...in the early hours of Sunday morning....a warning will be shown in case it offends certain people.

Friday, 13 June 2008

Oh baby you know what I like....



Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail hanging down
That wiggle in the walk and giggle in the talk
Makes the world go round
There ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl
That makes me act so funny, make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby that's what I like....

Not quite a .......

....'tall tale' .....bottom right....

Archangel, KC and look who's...

...caught up...heeeere's Sparkie....

'Green green, the grass is green....

...on the far side of the hill, green green, I'm going away, to where the grass is greener still....didulikethat...

There will be a considered response to the criticism...

...of last week. After lengthy consultations with a higher authority, the directions for the forthcoming hashes will be well worth viewing....trust me...

Ex header pic: A Captain has many duties to perform...

...maintaining cabin crew morale is one of them, glad you weren't here, Joystick.

The Blaydon Races...video June 9th

I went to Blaydon races
Twas on the 9th of June
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two
On a summer's afternoon
I took the bus from Balmbras
And she was heavy laden
Away we went along Collingwood Street
To see the race at Blaydon

Chorus:
Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin'
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin' faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon races

Bluebell feedback...

...has been varied, as you'd expect...you can't please all of the people syndrome...but here's a few views: An unsuspecting Anti Social was so bemused at the infamous 'Pole video', that he called his staff over to tell him he wasn't imagining it. Mouldy Dick was infuriated at finding that there were NO bloody directions to the Abbey Inn (he's from Newcastle, lad)...fair point and we'll revisit that later... Chuff Chuff was completely unfazed by it, as was Winfield (Dad) who knew there was something amiss many years ago.... Blaster sees nothing strange about Bluebell along with Flossie. Most harriets can't see what the fuss is about (being much more sensible)... The Mismanagement are mainly resigned to their fate, blaming Wigwam for signing the one year contract to beam CRUISEDOG TOWERS into your homes....that's right, there is a glimmer of hope on November 11th this year when the contract comes up for renewal....start getting your petitions organised....

Our new visitors turn towards....

...Deep Semen who has steered them 'ere 'Arry......apologies, but in all the rush, I've forgotten their Taunton Hash names......they have moved down to Teignmouth, so we should be seeing them again....they didn't look too shocked, did they?

'Hand Job' entertains everyone......

...trust me, I had to censor all the other captions....

Chest infection pending....

...that's why I wuz in the Beermobile ....so excuse only two vid clips uploaded, but if I survive the night, I'll be back around mid day with plenty more (some 55 clips taken).....AND for the first time...'daylight downdowns' vid clips from outside the Abbey Inn....

One final admission: despite my forebodings, Bobby did bloody well, getting us around a magical woodland odyssey without mishap or interference. Fuller report later. Early night for me for once....nightie night

Already on Plan 'C'....

..as Plan 'A' and Plan 'B' have gone west.....huge delay at CRUISEDOG TOWERS means that Bobby and U Bendover have had to leave without me....now playing 'catchup' ...but where they are in darkest Buckfast is a f'f''fin mystery Mavis....I'm supposed to be doing the beer stop and laying out and back sections...could be tricky as I don't know where any of them are.....it's all coming apart at the seams, Bobby.....so what else is new....

Sunday, 8 June 2008

Long sighhhhhh......mystery solved....

...it was a dark stone set in the wall.....I don't know Sooty, what do you think, Sweep?

A classic example of 'the camera never lies'....

...I'm still trying to work out who or what is directly above and behind Cinderfella here, but what we can deduce now is that he would make a great 'big hair' rocker from the sixties.... remember George Cole as Flash Harry in St Trinians?

"I washed it an hour ago and now...

...I can't do a thing with it..."