....b'boom!
Saturday, 19 April 2008
They boldly go, into the unknown....
...little realising that they'll return past the pub in 20 minutes time........sigh
Right, let's singalong to Jim Reeves: Distant Drums...
I hear the sound of Torquay going down
Far away, far away
And if they call for me to go
Then I must go down and you must go up
So Melanie marry me, let's not wait
Let's share all the time we can before it's too late
Love me now for now is all the time there may be
If you love me Melanie, Melanie marry me....
(with abject apologies to Flip Flop, I'll buy you a pint to atone for this heresy ..... but at least it made Melon Picker smile...)
The prop forward for Castleford.....
...Tigers Rugby League Club.......but wait a minute, when I zoom in it's not Castleford....it's Haldon Hash! I've booked you a disciplinary appointment with the Mismanagement, Broken Man......I suspect they will deal harshly with you.....
Friday, 18 April 2008
The 'kiss' ........
...they met in the middle of the room....the noise and hubbub faded away.....there was magic in the air that night....they edged ever closer, until at last they touched...........gently at first and then with a fiery passion....they had found each other and now there was no turning back.....
And then, one Monday.......
...across the crowded room, there they were......the most amazing pair (shoes!) he had ever seen...it was love at first sight.....his laces quivered with anticipation as he sidled across......
Once upon a time......
...there was a pair of orange shoes. Every Monday they went out hoping to meet somepair. Every week, they returned home, sad and lonely.......sigh
Miss Elaine.....
...I've had a hard day at the office (Dumpling) and I'm all played out with captions....and anyway, this was a tricky one.....
Thursday, 17 April 2008
There will now be a few moments....
...of quiet reflection, while Poacher tries to remember where he's laid the trail......
"Ah, that's better, it's back where.....
...it belongs......and just think - my claim to fame is finishing second to the greatest Pillock our Hash has ever seen......."
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
That last one had me on the floor!
...Yes, I've had a few cans and it's all getting out of control......I'm laughing so much, Cruisedog's howling.....!
The food might not have been outstanding....
....(a hasher counted only 18 chips in his cheesy chips) .... but what did you think of the service...? Remember, I have software which registers every click to enlarge on any pic.......!
Have you been drinking before......
...the run again, Fallen Woman? That's a very bad habit those Aussies have taught you.....
She's game as a pebble......
.....Doris... (if the hares go to the trouble of laying it, then I'll run it...)
A cautious little huddle are......
...reluctant to dispense with lighting just yet.....Peelo leads Melanie up the gradient....with an ex Pillock and his dog in the background (Flip Flop)
Okay, let's singalong with the Four Tops....
Now if you feel that you can't go on (can't go on)Because all of your hope is gone (all your hope is gone)
And your life is filled with much confusion (much confusion)
Until happiness is just an illusion (happiness is just an illusion)
And your world around is crumbling down, darlin
reach out come on girl reach on out for me
reach out reach out for me
I'll be there with a love that will shelter you
I'll be there with a love that will see you through,,,
didulikethat?
