Saturday, 12 April 2008

"I think I've just stepped in.....

....something nasty, Soapy......yee-ukkk!"

Best of luck tomorrow, Forrest

...the new technology should give you an edge....

Friday, 11 April 2008

Not long now, Doris my love......

....before the cliffs and ropes beckon.......

See what I mean?

...If you don't get the sample size width /resolution correct, the software reacts to ALL pics using the sample as a template and you can't change the subsequent resolution....with apologies to all above....(except Flip Flop...his seems to have come out okay.....?)

Ex header pic of Wickdipper.....

...I know, you had to be quick, it was only up for a couple of hours......don't worry, I'll put it up again as it is a good pic...

A conspiratorial little huddle......

...of former Trusham Bussers...

Ex header nine in one.....

......promising software package, but if you choose the wrong sample pic to align all pics, you're snookered....

"Don't worry everyone, I'm sure he....

doesn't think it's a spitoon....."

"Err, Teapot, I've been away for so long...

...I've forgotten what you do.......!"

Beer and Golf Fest for 3 nights!

It's the US Masters Golf from Augusta live coverage on Setanta Sports or BBC2 ....so, from 9 until midnight tonight.....the beer will flow....and I'll be posting at the same time....might get a bit hectic though.......will commence action at 9 pm.......love this tournament and Augusta....

Back on air imminently......

...after minor adjustments to the satellite dish....

We've made good ground with....

...the pics and should clear by Sunday, closing now, but back later today.......cosmic, dudes, cosmic....

Now be fair, that's a lovely action....

...she's got, especially so for a novice.....when Teapot said her surname was Strachan, I said immediately, call her 'Michaela'.......Teapot looked blank......surely I'm not the only person to have fantasised over Michaela Strachan? As a Campbell, I know the Strachans well, they're from Campbeltown on the Mull of Kintyre....trust me, I'm an ex.....

Brace yourself, Forrest.......

....it's not as easy as it looks, keepin' them all amused...........is it?

And the Grand Master looked down.....

...and was pleased with that which he saw......

Surely that's not for me-ee, Able......

...if it is, then you CAN call me Shirley.......

It was a great shot, but.....

...I've ruddy forgotten who was wearing it.......

You know something.....

....I'd believe him if he told me the sky was green.....

Sigh...it's good to be alone......

....just got back from my beloved cliffs.....I've seen and heard things that most mortals will never see or hear.....a buzzard swooping low to investigate our intrusion into his domain.......the blue white eyes caught in the beam......a badger's bark......a vixen's scream........the sounds of the night........my fields, my cliffs for nigh on fifty years.....

Thursday, 10 April 2008

I'm back for the late shift....

....they dropped me off about a mile from the homestead......ever tried runnin' when you've had 6...? You seem to be trying to lift off to the heavens........okay...I'm just going to make the first of the 'night runs' over the cliffs.....but trust me.... I'll be back......imminently.....

Gotta go, but I'll be back......

...around 11 pm for more of the same.........

And finally, the presentation of......

.......Pete's favourite tipple blue Bombay Sapphire Gin by Bluebird on behalf of CRUISEDOGTOWERS ......

Your time is nigh, landlord....

...prepare for the honorary naming.....a great honour....

Been playing with the new software...

...doesn't time fly when you're having fun.......will try and get a few pics up before pub....if not, I'll be posting from about 11 pm onwards......yoooooooooooooooooh

"One more word from you and.....

...you're barred!" Don't worry Pete, your pics are definitely coming up later today!

"I hate to tell you that after all that....

...you're going to be named 'Drag Act' !" Where are you when we need you, oh Great Hash God......

The suggestions begin.....

...most of them silly....thank gawd Pottsie named me, I shudder to think what this lot would have landed me with if they'd had the chance....

Oh goody, a naming.....

...which gives the fickle mob an excuse to bray......she's a brave girl....

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

I really hate to do this......

...'Bad' boy back before beer and hashing......a truly historic pic....this character was at the time in 1969, the fastest felon in the world! No s**t......

We're international dudes......

The following locations have logged in today: Sweden, Tangier Morocco, Los Angeles Calif., New York and Melton, Victoria Australia. The Americans were probably looking for the snowboarding site but the others are a flippin' mystery......

"It's good in 'ere innit....."

...the girls have a ringside seat......

"Onya, fair dinkum you dingoes...."

...err, think you've been out there a bit too long, Fallen......

And the recipient (ess) is......

....direct from Oz...let's give it up to Fallen Woman! Oh, and love the top....

Palmolive's in the frame........

...they do have lovely smiles, don't you think.....

'Ey up lad, Snotrag's at the oche.....

....quiet now, he's concentrating......

Now be truthful, girls.....

...what did you think about the barman on Monday........don't pretend you didn't notice! Very much in the Boris 'mould' I thought.......amiright Flossie my love?

Ah there you are, Poach m'dear....

...there are several people who want a word in your shell-like.......

Every time I put my pint on the bar......

...it mysteriously disappears.....you wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you Archangel......?

I'm getting very envious of you, Cinderfella....

.....and your propensity for 'acquiring' a seemingly never-ending stream of 'virgin' lady hashers.....sigh... ....p.s can you spare any?

Here it is, for all you download fans...

....ex header pic......The 'money' shot.......enjoy

We have retained the header pic as.....

...it seems to be drawing a lot of extra visits! We've got SO many pics to get through, not sure if there's enough time before next Monday......but we'll try our best.....

"My lords, ladies and sundry 'ashers....

...may I present to you for your appraisal.........this 'ere landlord 'oo is up for a naming...."

"I've got the pic, but can someone get....

...me Hot Fuzz's autograph please?"

"Now look 'ere Winfield......

....you've 'ad some of me chips, I've bought you a packet of crisps, but I draw the line at you drinkin' my f' f' fin beer!"