Time to go home ...

"I hope you all realise that it's a fiver a head ... "

"I challenge you to a ...

... Maltesers eating competition ... "

Ex header pic: 24 multi South Pacific pic

At Hatrack's Gaff 2

At Hatrack's Gaff

Larks Xmas Pics: A 'borderline' boob ...

Larks Xmas Pics: Look, I've told you before ...

... I just post them ...

Great Hash God gets to grips ...

We'll be getting our share

of 'exclusive' pics and vid clips from the Keyberry Monday night, later today. Be patient my pernicious porcupines ... (yes, I have had a few, Fergus ... )

"No, leave me, I'm a goner ... "

Yes, I'm sorry to say, it IS the right way up!

Whatever happens, keep filming ...

All exquisitively put together ...

... if I may say so ...

Rockin' 'n reelin' ...

Larks (right) taking a healthy interest in proceedings ...

Waiting for the next number ...

They're swaying ...

It's got to that 'Let's stand on the chairs and party' time of the evening ...

I really don't remember this one!

Taking a peek at the Angel's set-up ...

But Bluebell, like the old pro she is ...

... keeps on filming ... and it looks like she wins 'Best Legs' yet again ... contented sigh ...

Bodies everywhere ...

The Cleave in a clinch ...

Watch him, he's sidling ... and by the way ...

... nice rear ... Rearender ...

The Cleave examines The Half Moon ...

The Flying Scotsman points it out ...

The Elf is busting out all over ...

The Seagull lickin' The Jolly Sailor ...

Only the best raunchy pics on preconderotous!

It's all getting rather complicated ...

Now we switch to the Wrestling Channel ...

"Can someone bring me my pint?"

Great dance position, this ...

That's a strange dance, how does it go again?

I had a helluva job slicing Man Pig out of the picture but ...

... I'm quite pleased with the result ...

Far left: One Half Moon

Miss Ellany 4

Miss Ellany 3

Miss Ellany 2

Miss Ellany

Lucky I've got a fast shutter speed on ...

These pics always make me sad 'cos ...

... nobody loves me ... sniffle, snuffle ...

For all you Honeydew fans out there ...

... here she is, wild and untamed ....

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Cinders but ...

... your 'green' is fading fast ...

"I haven't got anybody to dance with, how about you?"

any body ... didulikethat! Well please yourselves then ...

I do so love a happy ending ... sniffle

And all I did was ask which pub she was ...

... and apparently it's The Cleave ...

Cinders Xmas Cd

It's all getting silly now ...

Cinders Xmas CD

A view from above ...

Cinders Xmas CD

Havoc (bottom left) has a swift half while the cabaret continues ...

Cinders Xmas CD

Poetry in motion ... me of course ... who did you think I meant?

Cinders Xmas CD

I'll tell you what, that Green 'Man' has got a hell of a chassis ...