Saturday, 22 December 2007

I'm late, I know but I've been...

..watching Casino Royale (2006) and I spotted the: 'It was so good, we decided to copy it' bit. Three times we see Bond (Daniel Craig) appear running around a corner, very upright, arms scything in perfect symmetry as he sprints.... very nice....but copied! Where from? Easy, Terminator 2 Judgement Day (1991) the liquid metal man, T1000 (Robert Patrick). Trust me, I AM an expert....and they surelly wouldn't have expected to have been rumbled by anything other than a dyed in the wool, seen 'em all, cinema buff such as yours truly. I thank you very much.
And I've only had three cans, so I'm as stober as a sudge.

Friday, 21 December 2007

Now that's what I call an air hostess...

...with the mostest! Soapy raised a few pulses in this very fetching little number....

That's 10 pics you've had so far...

...I do have to eat sometime, you know....

Surely one of them will boogie with...

...me? Ponders Forrest. Two nurses (Hi Di Hi and Wickdipper) and Che Guevara (Rearender).

Cruisedog's creating so I'll have...

..to take him for a walk, yes, I'll be.....later.

But I'm the only one allowed to wear...

...a yellow baseball cap, Palmolive! Palmolive and Able Semen in some sort of dib dib dib pose...I think.

I suppose you want something as .....

...you're checking now. Yes, so far we haven't missed a single day and today will be no exception.
Hang on and I'll see if there is anything in my sack......

Now look what you've done.....

...your camouflage has fooled my auto focus! l-r: Forrest Stump, Trucker, Two Scoops and Mr Softie.

Lots more, but you really are.....

...being spoilt rotten, aren't you? If you see them all now, you won't have anything left for Christmas, will you?

"Please, oh Great Hash God, can I.....

...have a picture?" "Get out of my way, you moron!"

(Not) Far From The Madding Crowd....

.....ah, there you are little fella.....

They're starting to head off, but....

...who's that wally waving at the back?

Miscellany.....

Flossie and Arbie plus assorted characters.

Well, really, vicar, your flock will be.....

...shocked! Pollyfilla cavorts with Number 2.

This is a tricky one....

....I've only got the odd numbers (1,3,5) Kerry, Jackie and Coldtits. Sorry, I don't know the evens! Wait a sec, that's Eager Beaver (2nd left) isn't it?

That's a strange place to keep your.....

....chicken (I might be taken off air otherwise!)

Fallen Woman shows a bit of leg.....

...and Broken Man....that beard looks very realistic!

You boy, do your tie up and stop...

...grinning like a loon! Bin Laden and Cat Flap

You've had a baker's dozen so far...

...and I've got to feed the dog now! Don't worry, I'll be......

I think it's what they call....

...'Get down and dirty' time. Pork Torpedo, Honeydew and Hornie.

The Gang's all here!

Family fancy dress courtesy of: Winfield, Hovel Annie, Sparkie and Gobbler.

They don't like it up them!

from l-r: Archangel, Soapy,Able Semen, Palmolive and Manpig.

Got the SD card you lucky lads

Give me a sec to process. Stop pushing and shouting ....I'll be right with you...

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Plan C is....

to pick up SD card with xmas party pics on. Will be tomorrow and hopefully, we'll be up and running in the evening. And no, compensation claims will not be entertained....

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

We have a problem Houston...

Picked up Rambo's CD which I'm sure is fine. Inserted same into my CD drive and.......nothing! My CD drive has the fatal code 37 message and though I've tried the tested remedy of uninstalling and reinstalling, updating drivers...yep, everything...the horrible stark reality is that the registry has been corrupted. Have got a possible solution......take the CD next door, download it and then save images to my SD card......you'll all have to chew your fingernails feverishly until tomorrow...

Jawohl Herr Oberst, I vill now attempt...

...to shoot as many of the swine as I can!

Vot exactly is that you are...

...vearing unter your tunic, dummkopf?

Birdseye and Rearender boogie...

...while the Cardinal (Numbnuts) looks on

Steady now, hold formation....

...you're getting a little ragged...

Surely it's a bit early to start...

...the Conga? And don't call me Shirley!

Gobbler and Sparkie

as seen in header pic.....lovely couple

Hovel Annie and Winfield

and that wig definitely suits you better Dad!