Saturday, 8 December 2007
The Blogger has just left the building..
...en routey to pick up Bobbiball down the Babbacombe Road. If you don't hear from me again...it means I didn't make it....I boldly go where no blogger has been before, to seek out new civilisations, new life forms....blast, wrong speech....
Spent all day....
...guying my giant eucalyptus tree which is perched precariously on my boundary. Should be able to make Flowery's Seafront Extravaganza a bit later. If I do, I'll get some pics for you (try, anyway). So be patient, I'll get some up very late!
Friday, 7 December 2007
I've just had a terrible thought....
...bloody well got to lay a trail for you miserable lot for Monday! AND I bet you want a 'Wanda' Treasure Hunt as well! Well, I'm thinking about it....don't rush me. Why is it always me? "Because we're here lad..." Zulu (1964)
Hold the special 20 pics....
...until tomorrow....I know, I know, I promised, didn't I? Been on the road for 7 hours (now I know what Flowery does every day).
Flowery's 40th Seafront Tour tomorrow...
...no, not his 40th Tour you fools....his 40th birthday and he's touring the Torquay seafront tomorrow evening with a full supporting cast of hashers. It's an 8 pm kick off in Appleby's, in Shedden Hill Road (about 200 metres above Mojo's....by the curly wurly bridge...if you don't know what this is, you aren't local, are you?) and then descending (always a good idea when you have had three or five...) to Mojo's for about 9 pm. Then, if you're still standing, a quickie tour of the seafront bars e.g. the Hole In The Wall, etc. Might have stopped raining by evening, but bring a brolly in case girls.....
The two greatest Pillocks the Hash has ever known...
...Bluebird and the immortal Berk. I taught Berk all he knew, but I didn't teach him all I know....so so so many years ago...The Herald Express 3 mile Fun Run in Courtenay Park, Newton Abbot......
I've gotta classic pic coming up.....
....you are not going to believe this! Even in your wildest dreams.....processing now...
I'll be back Friday evening....
...hopefully and there'll be a special pic gallery....at least 20 to make up for today's lamentable absence. You've been spoilt haven't you with all these pics every day since we started way back on November 11th.
Thursday, 6 December 2007
If it's Thursday, it must be....
....Dumpling time! Strictly on the shandy tonight as early start tomorrow. Try and get some pics for you a little later. You know the drill....when you see: 'INCOMING' posted, they'll start appearing...... by the way, got time stamp now on posts....see below 'labels'
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
Dear oh dear, Mouldy Dick.....
...it seems your sins up in Newcastle have caught up with you! We are indebted to you Whyno for bringing this little gem to us. For the moment, words fail me. But give me time, I'm sure I can think of something...
Big John from Exeter way...
...he (and Kerry) found us on the net and as you heard from his award delivery....he's one of us!
"We want our money back!"
...the angry mob shouted. So you have missed me my little sherbert limes? I've been out across the bay in Brixham all day with one of my squillionaire friends. No, not Peter de Savary, but the talk was awash with the luxurious trappings of wealth, daughters Savannah and Amber and ....whoa... you're not interested in that sort of thing are you? It's not what you know in life, it's who you know, so I really don't know why I associate with you lot anyway. Yes, I have been imbibing a teeny weeny bit. Wait for the 'INCOMING!' 'Cos it is just about 4 minutes from ......NOW!
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Remember the TVH3 main website
The website is being completely rebuilt courtesy of our webmaster Steve (Flowery Twats).
Please visit it at: www.tvh3.org.uk note that the Notice Board is operating as usual.
Also reminder that Flowery is celebrating his 40th this Saturday (8th) and all hashers are very welcome to join him (rather carry him home, probably). Details on the website and we'll be reminding you plenty more times up to Saturday.
Please visit it at: www.tvh3.org.uk note that the Notice Board is operating as usual.
Also reminder that Flowery is celebrating his 40th this Saturday (8th) and all hashers are very welcome to join him (rather carry him home, probably). Details on the website and we'll be reminding you plenty more times up to Saturday.
It's a broad bar shot not a...
...broads at the bar shot...(KIDDING!) Two new ladies on left, couldn't find out their names but apparently they enjoyed the evening even though they got a bit dazed by the bawdy proceedings. Please attend next week ladies and I'll explain everything. Trust me, I'm an exp...
But everyone's having fun......
...including Fallen Woman (far left) who seems to be doing the Flamenco....
The downdowns await and...
...Pete's been more than generous... and now you can see where I got the header pic!
Don't be greedy....
....now, you've had 10 pics so far! LOTS more to process and will be back this evening. You'll just have to contain yourselves.....
Listen carefully girls.....
...or you might miss something. Grab and Smash are perfectly alligned while Able Semen (left) is NOT paying attention!
Last night at The Teign House Inn
Forrest Stump was not best pleased with me. I had assured him that a free drink via a downdown was a formality for his switchback trail. But not a sausage! Sorry Forrest, old mate, but it was a cracker of a trail and when that happens, you seldom get any praise from TVH3, you should know that by now! I'll give you a report a little later, but I'm sure you're drumming your fingers impatiently for the pics..... righty-ho, here we go....
Monday, 3 December 2007
Hello campers (10.45 am CMT*)
The gales have moved away and the sun is currently shining in the hub of the universe, Maidencombe-on-sea. I'll be giving you one more last minute update before I wagons roll. "Going so early, Bluebird?" (infamous Rambo quote when he spotted the Pillock veering violently carwards after only 300 metres) Well, you may find this hard to believe my little moronic mushrooms, but I do have things to do....and today my diary is jam packed (taking sandwiches with me). Enough! Desist! Stop even! You are all distracting me.......
*central Maidencombe time
*central Maidencombe time
Sunday, 2 December 2007
TEIGN HOUSE INN HASH MENU
Pete's got: Sausage 'n chips £3.50 Cornish Pasty 'n chips £3.50 Cheesy chips £2.50 Curly wurly chips £2.50 Jus' chips £2.00 Cornish Pasty £2.50 all to be washed down with:
Cotleigh 25 £2.30 Jail Ale £2.45 Red Rock Dark Ness £2.40 and maybe good ol' Teignworthy Reel Ale £2.30
Cotleigh 25 £2.30 Jail Ale £2.45 Red Rock Dark Ness £2.40 and maybe good ol' Teignworthy Reel Ale £2.30
You were looking forward to an exciting...
...and well planned trail from Forrest Stump on his home turf, weren't you? I have to sadly, disappoint you. Due to circumstances beyond Forrest Stump's control, another helper hare has hurriedly been enlisted. Such is the notoriety and trade-mark incompetence of this helper hare, we are not at liberty to divulge his/her name. TVH3 wish to apologise, in advance, for this unforeseen blow, but stress that the Mismanagement will accept no liability whatsoever, for any ensuing cock-ups.
Hashers, we have a problem.....
Forrest has just visited the blog and he can see the pink logo and the Red Rock Dark Ness underneath, BUT....it's superimposed over the pic of Migman...which should be the first blog pic underneath! Apparently, Forrest is on BT Openworld, so that probably explains it...BT please note that Cruisedog Towers is an off shore facility with no extradition treaty with the UK, so BLEEEEEE! If anyone else is on the aforesaid BT cock-uppy thingy, please accept my heartfelt commiserations.
Stay tuned, important updates regarding tomorrow will follow.....
Stay tuned, important updates regarding tomorrow will follow.....